My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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