I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.

Then it clicked.

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What does a nosy pepper do?

I used to run a dating service for chickens.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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