Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon

Me why?

I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...

The genie asked, "What's your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What's your second wish?"

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!