What did dad say when he saw how big the turkey was?
That bird must have been working out — look at those drumsticks!
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!