Why did the botanist quit her job?
She was tired of being bushed!
She was tired of being bushed!
'Bushed' is British and Australian slang for exhausted — totally worn out — but a botanist working with plants would literally be surrounded by bushes all day. The botanist's burnout complaint uses the exact vocabulary of her daily work environment, which is a tidy little pun.
Deliver 'bushed' with genuine exhaustion — slump your shoulders a little. The botanist is done and she needs everyone to know it.
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