What did the biologist couple name their twins?
Gene and Jean!
Gene and Jean!
'Gene' is both a common name and the biological unit of heredity — the segment of DNA that codes for traits. 'Jean' sounds identical to 'Gene' but is the feminine spelling, so the twins have names that are homophones of each other AND the biologist parents have named their children after the literal building blocks of life. It's affectionate, nerdy, and exactly what a biologist couple would do.
Announce 'Gene and Jean!' with the delighted pride of parents who just made the most appropriate naming decision in genetic history.
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What did the biologist wear on his first date?
Designer genes!
How did the cell phone get pregnant?
It went through cell division!
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association!
Why did the botanist quit her job?
She was tired of being bushed!
What did the stamen say to the pistil?
I like your style!
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