What did the stamen say to the pistil?
I like your style!
I like your style!
The pistil is the female reproductive part of a flower — and its topmost part is literally called the 'style.' So the stamen complimenting the pistil's 'style' is both a genuine fashion compliment and an anatomically accurate description of part of the pistil's structure. It's a very polite botanical flirtation.
Have the stamen deliver the compliment with genuine admiration — it's a sincere compliment that happens to also be a botany lesson.
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Designer genes!
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It went through cell division!
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association!
Why did the botanist quit her job?
She was tired of being bushed!
What did the biologist couple name their twins?
Gene and Jean!
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