What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Next jokeI asked my dog what two minus two is.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!