What do you call a snowboarder who just broke up?
A downhill spiral!
A downhill spiral!
"Downhill spiral" is the idiom for things deteriorating rapidly after a crisis โ but for a snowboarder, going downhill in a spiral is Tuesday. Their romantic devastation aligns perfectly with their sport's trajectory, giving the heartbreak a very athletic visual.
Wince with sympathetic understanding โ this person is really going through it, and also they're very good at spiraling downhill.
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