Why do mushrooms get invited to every party?
Because they're such fun-gis!
Because they're such fun-gis!
A variation on the classic mushroom joke, this one emphasizes the plural: multiple mushrooms, all fun-gis. "Fungi" (the kingdom mushrooms belong to) sounds like "fun guys" — so every mushroom is scientifically classified as someone you want at your party. The plural makes the social endorsement even more emphatic.
Say "fun-gis!" with the enthusiasm of someone vouching for their entire social circle — these mushrooms are reliably excellent guests and the taxonomy backs it up.
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Food puns are the most shared category of jokes on social media, possibly because everyone can relate to the subject matter regardless of background.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up!
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