What do you call it when every couple gets busy at the same time?
A national coming together.
A national coming together.
"Coming together" is a phrase of national unity — politicians use it constantly during moments of collective purpose. Applied to every couple simultaneously getting intimate, the phrase becomes simultaneously a political speech and a very different kind of communal event. The grandeur of "national" makes the euphemism even funnier.
Deliver it with the gravitas of a presidential address — this is a moment of great national significance.
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a guy who cries while he pleasures himself?
A tearjerker.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
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