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Weather Dad Jokes

These weather dad jokes are a breath of fresh air. From rain puns to sunny wordplay, this forecast calls for a 100% chance of groaning.

35 jokes

I tried to catch fog yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

What do you call a snowman with a temper?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do you call a bear in the rain?

What do you call a snowman in summer?

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

What do you call a snowman party?

What do clouds wear under their raincoats?

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

What do you call a cat on ice?

I have a joke about an umbrella.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

What do you call a bear in the rain?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

I tried to catch fog yesterday.

I tried to catch some fog yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

Where do polar bears keep their money?

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the cloud break up with the fog?

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Why don't ghosts like rain?

What do you call a vampire in a snowstorm?

What do you get when you cross a witch and ice?

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?

What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

Why is it so cold on Christmas?

What did the snowflake say to the road?

What kind of ball doesn't bounce at Christmas?

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The best weather dad jokes use puns about rain, snow, sun, and storms. The forecast is always groans with a chance of laughter.

Perfect for small talk! When in doubt, a weather dad joke is the universal icebreaker for any conversation.

Yes! Our weather collection covers all seasons — from summer scorchers to winter wonderland puns.