St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Why did the leprechaun go to jail?

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

Why do leprechauns hate running?

How can you tell if a four-leaf clover is lucky?

What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

Why did the leprechaun turn down the promotion?

What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?

What happens when you find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

Why did the Irish man only drink two beers on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?

What did the shamrock say to the clover?

Why do frogs love St. Patrick's Day?

What did one rainbow say to the other on St. Patrick's Day?

How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick's Day?

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?

Why did the pot of gold break up with the rainbow?

What type of bow can't be tied?

Why do leprechauns make great secretaries?

What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?

Why did the leprechaun climb the rainbow?

What instrument does a leprechaun play in a band?

How does a leprechaun work out?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?

What did the gold coin say to the pot?

Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?

What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?

Why did the shamrock go to the doctor?

What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?

How do you know if an Irishman is having a good time?

Why did the leprechaun open a bakery?

What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the leprechaun say to the elf?

Why is St. Patrick's Day a great day for pancakes?

What do you call a leprechaun who collects aluminum cans?

Why did the pot of gold start a podcast?

How did the shamrock ace the test?

What do you call a big Irish celebration?

What did the bartender say to the green beer?

Why are there so few leprechauns in hospitals?

What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?

Why did the rainbow go to school?

What did the color green say to the rainbow?

Why do leprechauns love gardening?

What do you call a leprechaun at a casino?

What do you call a shamrock that tells bad jokes?

What did Ireland say to the ocean?

Why do leprechauns never get angry on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the man always order three beers on St. Patrick's Day?

How does a leprechaun pay for things online?

Why did the beer go to the St. Patrick's Day parade?

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?

Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills over coins?

What do you call a horseshoe on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the leprechaun refuse to play basketball?

What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?

What did the pot of gold say at the end of the rainbow?

What is a leprechaun's favorite cereal?

Why did the shamrock fail the driving test?

What did the green beer say to the regular beer?

How does every Irish joke start?

Why did the clover get promoted?

What do you call a rainbow that doesn't show up?

Why did the leprechaun go to the dentist?

What do you get when you combine a shamrock and a computer?

Why is the color green so proud on March 17th?

What do you call it when a leprechaun falls into a river?

What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?

Why do people wear green on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one pot of gold say to the other at the gym?

Why did the Irish pug sit in the shade on St. Patrick's Day?

What do leprechauns love to put on their salad?

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

What did the lucky charm say on a date?

How did the pot of gold get to the end of the rainbow?

What do you call a leprechaun prank?

Why did the beer feel special on March 17th?

What is a leprechaun's favorite type of music?

Why did the gold go to the rainbow party?

How do musicians celebrate St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the four-leaf clover get a job?

What does a leprechaun order at a coffee shop?

Why did the shamrock win the talent show?

Why is a beer on St. Patrick's Day like a sunburn?

What do you call a rainbow after a St. Patrick's Day party?

Why did the pot of gold go to school?

What did the leprechaun say to the four-leaf clover?

What did the bartender say when the leprechaun asked for a beer?

Why do leprechauns make terrible thieves?

What did the lucky penny say on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is St. Patrick's Day every dad's favorite holiday?

What do you call a clover that's been working out?

Where can you always find gold on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the gold coin go to therapy?

What did the four-leaf clover say to the three-leaf clover?