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Lunchbox Note Jokes

Brighten your kid's school day with a joke in their lunchbox. These short, age-appropriate dad jokes about school, animals, and food are perfect for little notes that make lunchtime the best part of the day.

454 jokes
8

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

11

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

12

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

13

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

14

I used to run a dating service for chickens.

15

What did the buffalo say when his kid went to school?

16

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

17

Why did the tomato blush?

48

Why did the tomato turn red?

50

What do you call a dog that does magic?

51

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

52

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

54

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

55

What do you call a witch at the beach?

56

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

57

What do cows read in the morning?

58

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

59

Why was the math book always worried?

60

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

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Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

63

What do you call a bear in the rain?

64

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

65

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

66

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

67

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

68

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

72

Why are fish so smart?

88

Why do lions eat raw meat?

93

Why did the strawberry cry?

108

I'm on a seafood diet.

111

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

112

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

113

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

114

Why did the turkey cross the road?

115

What do you call a pile of cats?

116

What did the grape say when it got crushed?

117

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

118

I have a joke about pizza.

119

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

120

Why can't a leopard hide?

121

What do you call a bear with no ears?

127

I have a joke about butter.

140

Why don't ants get sick?

143

Why don't crabs share?

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My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.

160

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

161

Why did the cookie cry?

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

163

Why did the bicycle go to school?

164

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

165

Why did the lemon stop crossing the road?

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

167

Why do cows wear bells?

168

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

169

What do you call a musical insect?

170

Why did the chicken join a band?

171

What kind of key opens a banana?

172

What do you call a sleeping bull?

173

What do you call an angry carrot?

174

Why did the math teacher open a bakery?

175

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

176

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

177

What do you call a belt made of herbs?

178

Why did the coffee go to the police?

179

What do you call a dog that's a magician?

180

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

190

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

206

Why are frogs so happy?

218

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

219

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

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I'm on a seafood diet.

221

What do you call a fake noodle?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

223

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

224

Why do peppers make such good archers?

225

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

226

Why did the math book look so sad?

227

I got fired from the orange juice factory.

233

Why do cows wear bells?

251

What do you do when your cat's dead?

252

What do you call a man who cries while he eats his meat?

253

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

254

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

255

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

259

Why do bees hum?

260

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

261

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

262

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

263

My wife is on a tropical food diet. The house is full of the stuff.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

265

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

266

Why did the coffee file a police report?

267

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

268

What does a nosy pepper do?

274

Why can't a leopard hide?

282

Two goldfish are in a tank.

289

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

290

I asked my dog what's two minus two.

291

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

292

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

308

What did the coffee report to the police?

309

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

310

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

311

How does a penguin build its house?

312

What do you get from a pampered cow?

313

Why do melons have weddings?

316

Two goldfish are in a tank.

322

What does a nosy pepper do?

327

Why do basketball players love donuts?

328

Why are sprinters the best students?

337

Why did the coffee file a police report at the office?

338

What do you call a coworker who never shares snacks?

346

Why was the math book sad?

348

What do you call a math teacher who is also a spy?

349

Why was the math lecture so long?

362

Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?

363

What's a turkey's favorite dessert?

364

Why did the turkey refuse dessert?

365

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?

366

What did the turkey say to the corn?

367

Why did the mashed potatoes blush?

368

What's the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?

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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

396

Why didn't the zombie go to school?

397

What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

408

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

409

Why did Santa go to college?

414

What does a nosy pepper do?

415

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

416

I'm on a seafood diet...

418

Why are dads like coffee?

424

Why are ghosts bad liars?

432

Why did the bicycle fall over?

433

What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?

434

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

435

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

436

Why are robots never afraid?

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Frequently Asked Questions

These jokes are curated for elementary and middle school kids (ages 5-12). They're short enough to fit on a small note and easy for kids to understand and share with friends.

Write the joke setup on one side of a small note and the punchline on the other. Tuck it into your child's lunchbox for a fun surprise. You can also print this page for easy access.

Yes! Every joke in this pack is 100% kid-friendly. We've selected jokes that are clean, easy to understand, and perfect for sharing at the lunch table.