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Lunchbox Note Jokes

Brighten your kid's school day with a joke in their lunchbox. These short, age-appropriate dad jokes about school, animals, and food are perfect for little notes that make lunchtime the best part of the day.

455 jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

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Why don't oysters share their pearls?

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I used to run a dating service for chickens.

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What did the buffalo say when his kid went to school?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

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Why did the tomato blush?

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Why did the tomato turn red?

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

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What do you call a witch at the beach?

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

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What do cows read in the morning?

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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

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Why was the math book always worried?

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

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Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

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What do you call a horse that lives next door?

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Why are fish so smart?

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Why do lions eat raw meat?

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Why did the strawberry cry?

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I'm on a seafood diet.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

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What do you call a pile of cats?

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What did the grape say when it got crushed?

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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

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I have a joke about pizza.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

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Why can't a leopard hide?

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What do you call a bear with no ears?

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I have a joke about butter.

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Why don't ants get sick?

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Why don't crabs share?

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My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

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Why did the cookie cry?

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

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Why did the bicycle go to school?

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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Why did the lemon stop crossing the road?

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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Why do cows wear bells?

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What do you call a sleeping pizza?

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What do you call a musical insect?

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Why did the chicken join a band?

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What kind of key opens a banana?

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

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What do you call an angry carrot?

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Why did the math teacher open a bakery?

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

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Why do potatoes make good detectives?

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What do you call a belt made of herbs?

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Why did the coffee go to the police?

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What do you call a dog that's a magician?

187

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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Why are frogs so happy?

225

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

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I'm on a seafood diet.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

231

Why do peppers make such good archers?

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

233

Why did the math book look so sad?

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I got fired from the orange juice factory.

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Why do cows wear bells?

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What do you do when your cat's dead?

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What do you call a man who cries while he eats his meat?

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What's long and hard and has cum in it?

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

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What's the difference between hungry and horny?

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Why do bees hum?

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

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My wife is on a tropical food diet. The house is full of the stuff.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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What does a nosy pepper do?

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Why can't a leopard hide?

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Two goldfish are in a tank.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

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I asked my dog what's two minus two.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

299

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

311

What did the coffee report to the police?

312

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

313

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

314

How does a penguin build its house?

315

What do you get from a pampered cow?

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Why do melons have weddings?

322

Why do basketball players love donuts?

323

Why are sprinters the best students?

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Why did the coffee file a police report at the office?

337

What do you call a coworker who never shares snacks?

346

Why was the math book sad?

348

What do you call a math teacher who is also a spy?

349

Why was the math lecture so long?

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Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?

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What's a turkey's favorite dessert?

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Why did the turkey refuse dessert?

366

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?

367

What did the turkey say to the corn?

368

Why did the mashed potatoes blush?

369

What's the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?

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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

397

Why didn't the zombie go to school?

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What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

410

Why did Santa go to college?

415

What does a nosy pepper do?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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I'm on a seafood diet...

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Why are dads like coffee?

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Why are ghosts bad liars?

433

Why did the bicycle fall over?

434

What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

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Why are robots never afraid?

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Frequently Asked Questions

These jokes are curated for elementary and middle school kids (ages 5-12). They're short enough to fit on a small note and easy for kids to understand and share with friends.

Write the joke setup on one side of a small note and the punchline on the other. Tuck it into your child's lunchbox for a fun surprise. You can also print this page for easy access.

Yes! Every joke in this pack is 100% kid-friendly. We've selected jokes that are clean, easy to understand, and perfect for sharing at the lunch table.